Monday, July 23, 2012

Ketchup, Catsup, Catch Up...

What you've missed:

Isla. She turned two months! Weighing in at a fantastic 11 pounds 3 oz, she was solidly in the 60th percentile for height and weight. My little chunkalunk :)



She is a super smiler. When she's not fussing about something she's smiling about everything. It makes up for the fussing in a big way. And melts my heart. Le sigh :)

She's not much of a sleeper yet, unless I'm holding her. But lets face it, you'd sleep better if I were holding you, too, so lets not judge too harshly.


The day she had her shots I knew Finn wasn't feeling well, but I decided to ignore it and hope he got better. He didn't. I drove down to the pediatrician in Pleasant Grove twice that day because it turns out he had another ear infection. The best part? Isla woke up from her nap feeling cranky. Like, real bad. And she happened to wake up in such a mood while I was holding Finn down on a table as he kicked and screamed because he didn't want the doctor to look in his ear. It was definitely the pits.

But yeah, its gotta be one of my prouder moments...Finn flailing and screaming and Isla being handed over to a nurse because she was also flailing and screaming.

I did not flail, nor did I scream. Kids: 0, me: 1. Boo ya.

House. We bought one! I didn't tell anyone (basically) until we had the keys in our hands because I'm superstitious like that. But the details on this sucker is: 2200 sqft, 4 bedrooms, 3 (full!) baths, huge yard and great neighborhood in Springville.

I truly love it and cannot wait to start gardening like the little old lady I am. I also can't wait for it to be repainted. My mom (the painter, extraordinaire) has already tackled 2 rooms in the 3 days we've been here. The whole interior is set to be repainted because ermagerd, the painting inside was turrible. Red accent walls are so bad. Red accent walls are worse when they're painted slapdash-edly...which, incidentally is how they painted the rest of the house too.

I love my huge laundry room (and hellloooo, my new stainless steel washer/dryer...be still, my heart), aka my new sanctuary (also, soon to be painted).

Luke loves that he has a backyard to work in and a lawn mower and manly crap like that.

Isla loves the ceiling fans throughout.

As for Finn, he's really proud of his new room and can't wait to show it to you.

He's also mastered the word 'mmm no'...like a sassy, confident way to say 'no'...because thats how he rolls. He usually says it first just to prove a point, then he'll tell you what he really means. Conversations of late:

Hey Finn, do you have a dirty diaper?

Mmm no. Uh, yes. I pooooo.

Yeah, thats what I thought, kid.



Seriously. So cute. This was the day after his ear infection debacle. He looks a little disheveled...


Monday, July 16, 2012

Blergh...

645am:

Hey, Brit, drink this...

(I'm not awake quite yet)

Hmmm...what? Ok. Blergh! That's disgusting, what is it?!

Nyquil...

...but its morning! I need to get up! Now I'm going to be all sleepy.

Exactly. Gooo baaack to sleeeeeep.
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Thanks Luke, for taking the morning off so I could PTFO and feel better :)

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

First Smiles...And Snot...

Baby girl has really been laying it on thick with the smiles recently...and today at the library I finally caught the tail end of one on my lame-o camera phone. Still, its sweet enough to give you diabetes.

 Aaaaah, love.

I know I said that my next post would be about Finn but my goodness that boy has the nastiest runny nose I ever did see and its truly unblogworthy just in grossness alone. It just. keeps. running. Why? Is it two-year old molars coming in? A simple cold? Or possibly just that toddler nose seepage happens and the cause is one of the universe's greatest mysteries...that one sounds about right.

He's still talking up a storm though. He's started saying 'yes' a lot, which one would think would be a good thing, right? Not so. He uses it instead of saying 'please'...like so:

"Boo boo (shamefully,his pacifier), yes!", "crackers (his favorite food), yes!" "Up (as in pick me up, my legs don't work anymore), yes!"...like, here's what I want and here's what you're supposed to say. He's a genius.

Mensa, watch out, if his IQ alone won't get him in, he'll just persuade you.

But what post would be complete without a picture of Finn wearing a BurgerKing crown upside down while reading the paper?...so with no further adieu!!!
Oh, that boy of mine. If I could love him any more, I would. But I can't :)

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Growing Up...


A few days old:


6 weeks old:


I could fill this blog with a whole slew of bad cell phone pictures of this pretty lady, but I'll spare you...for now :)

Up next? Probably a post about Finn...that crazy, kid.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Don't Mess...

You know those days when you just don't feel like putting up with other people's crap?

Even if those other people are 5 year old kids with their mom within earshot?

Yeah, I have those days.

We went to the library yesterday and as usual, Finn guns it to the train set they have there...usually there are other kids there and usually they share trains.  

Usually.

As soon as Finn got there, these two kids started ripping every train Finn tried to play with out of his hands. And Finn doesn't really get it. You know, because he's not even two yet? Most of the time I let him figure it out on his own...learn social norms, play fair, I don't want to be that mom...all that.

Most of the time.

This time, momma bear wasn't up for it. It went down, yo...

I started out (relatively)  nice:
"Guys, share."
"Seriously, share the trains...he just wants one."

Then sh** got real:
"You know what, kid? If you don't let him have one train, I'm gonna take them all."
"Seriously. Don't test me."

Then I hoped the mom (who was right there!!!) was listening. She wasn't:
"Ok, you know what, your mom obviously didn't teach you any manners. Learn some."

Finn runs off crying because the kids are still not sharing so I grab three trains out of spite so he can play with them somewhere else.

We all have bad days, what can I say...but mostly it just pisses me off when big kids take advantage of the little kids and then talk back to me. I never thought I had that protective instinct, but damn, I get all sorts of momma bear when Finn gets caught in the middle of it.

Thankfully, Finn realized we were in a library and a library filled with more than just trains...books! Go figure. He got all the Sesame Street books and would sit down and 'read' them to Isla. Holy crap, it was adorable. Even if she was asleep.

He seriously loves this little gal so much. The first words out of his mouth in the morning are, "Isla! Isla!" as he goes to find her. And  then all day he likes to try and pick her up (scary) and kiss her, lay next to her and put her pacifier in her mouth. He also loves saying goodnight to her.

Adorbs.

We'll see how long it lasts.

But for now I'm totally relishing it.

So there you go, learn your lesson...don't mess with my kids.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Oh, Luke...

...always the comedian that guy. Especially at bedtime.

Remember when I had a dream that put Finn's sleepsack on upside-down and Luke did this to me one night?:

That's Finn with his sleepsack on upside down, FYI.

Well, tonight we ran out of onesies with the little cuffs on the hands (you know, so Isla doesn't wake up looking like she's been mauled by a tiger), so Luke did this:


Tee hee! Little arms
I laughed so hard I cried and Isla was totally indifferent about it, which made it funnier. Heaven help these children if Luke got them ready for bed every night.

Gotta give it to him, though...he is resourceful.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Big Day Out...

Finally got around to taking little missus to ye old church down the road...she had a nice big poo 10 minutes into it so we left shortly thereafter...but hey! It gave me an excuse to dress her up in a cute dress and I finally got to wear some new shoes. Everybody wins!

Proof.
She's getting fantastically chubby isn't she? (Isla, not me...don't be rude!)